HAEAHAEAHAEAHAEAH
Source: Deltarune Dialogue Dump and the Deltarune wiki.
TODO:
NEO Boss (normal route, weird route)
Text files: Spamton battle successful dialogue
Intro (ch2 city05)
Intro
* HEY EVERY !! IT'S ME!!! * EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]] * SPAMT * SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!! * WOAH!! IF IT ISN"T A... * LIGHT nER! HEY-HE Y HEY!!! * LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE [[All Alone On A Late Night?]] * ALL YOUR FRIENDS, [[Abandoned you for the slime]] YOU ARE? * SALES, GONE DOWN THE [[Drain]] [[Drain]]?? * LIVING IN A GODDAMN GARBAGE CAN??? * WELL HAVE I GOT A [[Specil Deal]] FOR LONELY [[Hearts]] LIKE YOU!! * IF YOU'VE [[Lost Control Of Your Life]] * THEN YOU JUST GOTTA GRAB IT BY THE [[Silly Strings]] * WHY BE THE [[Little Sponge]] WHO HATES ITS [[$4.99]] LIFE * WHEN YOU CAN BE A * [[BIG SHOT!!!]] * [[BIG SHOT!!!!]] * [[BIG SHOT!!!!!]] * THAT'S RIGHT!! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[BIG SHOT]]!! * AND I HAVE JUST. * THE THING. * YOU NEED. * THAT'S * [[Hyperlink Blocked]]. * YOU WANT IT. * YOU WANT [[Hyperlink Blocked]], DON'T YOU. * WELL HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!! * ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHOW ME. * YOUR [[HeartShapedObject]]. * YOU'RE LIGHT neR< AREN'T YOU? * YOU'VE GOT THE [[LIGHT.]] * WHY DON'T YOU * [[Show it off?]] * HAEAHAEAHAEAHAEAH!!
Boss Battle
spamton attack mode
$$49.998 BARGAIN$ $PRICES$ $"CHEAP" $$REAL$$ $VALUES$ $$DEALS$ $VAULES$
attack dialogue
ENL4RGE Yourself
TRANSMIT KROMER
MEET LOCAL SINGLES STRAIGHT FROM [My]
Get Big and WIN [W1ld Pr1zes!]
[Press F1 For] HELP
HELP
flavor text
* THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH HAVING A NICE [Splurge] EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE * There's nothing wrong. There's NOTHING WRONG. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG. * Great ENEMY! SUSCRIBE NOW! * Spamton mutters "1997." * Smells like KROMER. * CONGRULATIONS YOU ARE THE 100th VISITOR!!! CLICK HERE TO [Die] * Spamton flashes an award-losing smile.
Check
* SPAMTON - He wants to make a DEAL, but don't give him your MONEY!
Deal
First Deal
HEY HEY HEY! I'VE NEVER SEEN A [HeartShapedObject] LIKE THAT BEFORE!!
MY EYES ARE [[Burning]] LIKE [[DVDs of ANY movie at Half-pr1ce!]]
I HAVE A VERY SPECIL [Deal] FOR YOU KID!
TELL ME MORE
THAT'S THE ATTITUDE YOU LITTLE [Slime]!
DEALS LIKE THIS ONLY COME ONCE IN YOUR [[Ant-sized]] [[Rapidly-shrinking]] LIFE!!
NOT INTERESTED
WRONG ANSWER!!! WRONG!!! WRONG!!! WRONG!!! TRY AGAIN!!!
(Subsequent encounters:)
KID!!! IN BUSINESS YOU NEED TO SAY YOU'RE INTERESTED!!!
Second Deal
BELIEVE IT OR !!
I USED TO be A BIG SHOT. THE BIGGEST!!! BUT NOW...
I NEED A LITTLE [[Genorisity]]
GIVE MONEY
YUM YUM. DELICIS KROMER.
DID YOU HAVE AN YMORE?
DON'T GIVE
THAT'S RIGHT AND I DON'T MEAN [Money]!!!
I'M A SALESMAN , I WAS NEVER IN IT FOR THE MONEY!!!
(Subsequent encounters:)
YUM YUM I NEED A LITTLE MORE [Genorisity]
Third Deal
I WAS ONLY EVER IN IT FOR
THE [Freedom].
TO MAKE YOUR OWN [Deals] TO CALL YOUR OWN [Shots]
AND SOMETIMES IN THE MORNING, A LITTLE
[Hyperlink Blocked]
SOUNDS GOOD. DOESN;T IT?KID?
DON'T YOU W4NT TO BE JUST LIKE YOUR OLD PAL SPAMTON????
TAKE THE DE4L.
DON'T TAKE DEAL
DEAL OR NO DEAL, THAT'S THE TV SHOW
WHERE THE PEOPLE WHO DON'T TAKE THE DEAL
GET FILLED WITH BULLETS FIRED FROM THE HOST'S MOUTH!!!
TAKE DEAL
NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING AB04T! YOU GOT [Guts] KID!!
THAT's [[Discomfort And Abdominal Pain]] IN MY [[Guts]]!!
(Subsequent encounters:)
TAKE THE DEAL YOU LITTLE [Sponge]
Fourth deal
DONT WORRY KID I WILL GIVE YOU [Deal Insurance]
ONLY FOR THE LOW, LOW PRICE OF 1000 KROMER.
AN AWESOME PRICE.! AN ABSOLUTELY [[Terrifying]] PRICE
PRICES SO LOW, EVERYONE I KNOW IS [[Dead]]!!!
BUY INSURANCE
YUM YUM. DELICIS KROMER.
DID YOU HAVE AN YMORE?
DON'T BUY
WHAT!? YOU DOn'T HAVE ENOUGH [Wacky Stacks]!?
Kid, you're [Killing] me! HAHAHA!! HAHAHA!!!
PLEASE STOP [Killing] ME I WILL GIVE Y OU ANOTHER DEAL.
Again:
YUM YUM DID YOU WANT SOME MORE INSURANCE?
Fifth deal
DON'T WORRY KIDS I'M AN [HonestMan]
I JUST NEED YOUR [Account Details] AND THE [Number on theB4ck]!
THEN YOU CAN ENJ0Y 1000 Fr3e KROmer
GIVE ACCOUNT ACCESS
YUM YUM GREAT DEAL KID!!
YOUR A BIGSHOT!! SAVING THE WORLD!!
REFUSE
WHAT!?!? YOU DON"T NEED IT!?!?
THAT'S A REAL BIGSHOT MOVE KID!!! YOU'RE LIKE ME...
[Desperate]
BUT WE KNOW WHAT WE WANT, DON'T WE!?
W1LD PR1ZES, HOTSINGLE, 100 CUSTOMER, AND MOST OF ALL...
[Hyperlink Blocked].
WILL YOU TAKE THE FINAL DEAL!?
REMEMBER... THIS IS UP TO YOU! I WOn'T FORCE YOU.
NO DEAL
WRONG
YES DEAL
THEN A DEAL'S A DEAL!!!
PLEASURE DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU KID!!!
Again:
YUM YUM DID YOU HAVE ANY MORE ACCOUNTS?
* (You felt your KROMER being absorbed...) * (Wrong choice...?)
After sparing Spamton
* NOW ON TO THE NEXT STEP... * I'LL BE WAITING AT MY [[Home-made Storefront Site]] * IN THE [[Trash Area Closed For Repairs.]] * COME... ALONE. * AND DON'T... FORGET! * TO [[Like and Subscribe]] FOR MORE [[Hyperlink Blocked.]]
After defeating Spamton (depleting his HP)
Normal route
* HEY!!! DIDN'T YOU EVER HEAR THE PHRASE, * [Make Money, Not War]! * HOW'S AN INNOCENT [Guy] LIKE ME SUPPOSED TO [Rip People Off] * WHEN KIDS LIKE YOU ARE [Beating People Up], * [Spitting] IN THEIR EYES, THROWING SAND IN THEIR [Face], * [Stomping] ON THEIR TOES, YANKING THEIR [Noses] * AND NOT EVEN GIVING THEM A SINGLE CENT FOR IT!? * YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE ALL THAT EARLIER! * AND BEEN THE FIRST TO OWN MY [Commemorative Ring] * TOO BAD! SEE YOU KID!
Weird route
* HEY!!! DIDN'T YOU EVER HEAR THE PHRASE, * [Make Money, Not War]! * HOW'S AN INNOCENT [Guy] LIKE ME SUPPOSED TO [Rip People Off] * WHEN KIDS LIKE YOU ARE [Beating People Up], * [Spitting] IN THEIR EYES, THROWING SAND IN THEIR [Face], * [Stomping] ON THEIR TOES, YANKING THEIR [Noses] * AND NOT EVEN GIVING THEM A SINGLE CENT FOR IT!? * IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN BEAT ME UP, * JUST BECAUSE YOU BOUGHT MY [Commemorative Ring]! * AT LEAST BUY [2]! * TOO BAD! SEE YOU KID!
Spamton's shop (shop ch2 spamton)
* HEY EVERY ! * IT'S ME, SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!
* HURRY UP AND BUY!
BUY
DEALS SO GOOD I'LL [$!$$] MYSELF!
misc dialogue when buying things
DELICIOUS KROMER
WHAT!? YOU WERE SO CLOSE!!
MONEY NO
YOU HAVE TOO MUCH MONEY
[Storing up for the winter!]
TRANSMIT ~1 KROMER ?
KeyGen
KEYITEM 100 CERTIFIED WAREZ
S. POTION
ITEM ITEM AFFECTS HP A LOT! THE SMOOTH TASTE OF
''THE BIG ONE''
CUT ANYTHING 2 PIECES! CRIMINAL!
BSHOT BOWTIE
EXCLUSIVE OFFICIAL SPAMTON
RUN AWAY
BUYMORE!!!
(This is the same as BUY.)
TALKING
LET'S MAKE A DEAL.
OUR DEAL
* KRIS!!! YOU [Little Sponge]! I KNEW YOU'D COME HERE [[On A Saturday Night]]! * AFTER ALL, YOU WANNA BE A [Big Shot]! EAHAHAHAHAA!! * BUT HOW? HOW CAN YOU BE? * LISTEN. IN THE [Deep Abyss] OF QUEEN'S [Mansion] * [[A Great Deal]] IS WAITING For [[A LimiTed Time Only!]] * A HEAVEN-PIERCING [[Workout-Ready Body]] * [[Designed BY The Classics You've Come To Expect! (C)1997]] * KRIS THAT [Little Nipper] IS OUR [One-way Ticket] TO MAKE YOU [Big]. MAKE ME [Big]. * BEFORE YOU KNOW IT WE WILL BE TAKING [ A Ride around Town on Our Specil Cungadero] * VACATIONING IN [Burning acid] WHILE YOU SOAK IN THE [Hyperlink Blocked]. * BUT KRIS DON'T [Breathe] YET!! THE WAY IS LOCKED BY [High Quality Encryption]!!! * YOU WILL NEVER GET INSIDE. * WAIT KRIS LOOK!! HEAR THOSE [Balloons]??? YOU ARE [1000th Customer]!!. * AS A [Commemorative Ring] I WILL LET YOU BUY [KeyGen] FROM ME AT [The Low Low Price Of] * WHAT DO YOU THINK!?!? IT'S SUCH A STEAL, I'M [$!X$]ING MYSELF!!! * TAKE THIS DEAL AND YOU WILL [[Die]]!! * IT'S THAT GOOD!!! * [BUY] THE KEYGEN FROM ME, UNLOCK THE BASEMENT, AND GET THAT EmptyDisk!!!
again:
* KRIS!! BUY [KeyGen] FROM ME AND GO TO QUEEN'S MANSION'S [Luxurious Basement Apartment]!! * WHAT!? GO MYSELF!? KRIS!!!!! NO!!!!! * THE MEN INSIDE WOULD * THE MEN INSIDE WOULD
keygen purchased:
* KEYGEN
GIVE DISK (Replaces OUR DEAL after obtaining the EmptyDisk)
* KRIS!!! YOU DID IT!! YOU [[Funky]] LITTLE [[Worm]]! YOU BROUGHT ME THE DISK!! * HOCHI MAMA!!!! I CAN FEEL THAT [Smooth Taste] ALREADY!! * ... NOW KRIS. DON'T BE GREEDY. HAND OVER. THE DISK. * THEN WE WILL TRANSFER. * MY [[Hyperlink Blocked]]. * THEN. KRIS. AFTER. THIS IS VERY, VERY IMPORTANT. * GO BACK. AND PUT. THE DISK. BACK. WHERE YOU GOT IT. * DO THAT... * AND YOU HAVE MY [Specil Guaranttee] I WILL [[Pass My Savings Onto You!]] * EVERY [Big], EVERY [Shot], EVERY [Hyperlink Blocked], ALL YOURS, KRIS. * SO WHAT DO YOU SAY? BIG SHOT... * [[Warning! If you consent to the terms and agreements,]] * [[OUR STORE is PERMANENTLY Closing Down!!]]
TRANSFER (big text)
* FINALLY!!! I KNEW YOU WOULD [[Request Accepted]] * KRIS!!! HERE I GO!!! BEGIN THE [[Transfer]]
DO NOT (tiny text)
* TURNING DOWN A BELOVED [[Stranger]]... THAT'S NOT VERY [[Big Shot]] OF YOU, KRIS.
ABOUT YOU
* I USED TO BE NOTHING BUT THE E_MAIL GUY, NOW I'M THE [[It Burns! Ow! Stop! Help Me! It Burns!]] GUY! * [[Amazed at thi5 amazing transformation? You too can]] HAVE A [[Communion]] WITH [[Unintelligble Laughter]] * SOON I'LL EVEN SURPASS THAT DAMNED [[Clown Around Town!]] * BUT UNLIKE HIM I'M GONNA [[Shoot For the Sky!]] AND GET ON THE PATH TO ... * [[The Big One]] * I'LL GET SO. * I'LL GET SO. * I'LL GET SO. * I'LL GET SO. * I'LL GET SO. * I'LL GET SO. * [[Hyperlink blocked.]]
KNIGHT
* SPEAKING OF [[Communion]] * KRIS, DID YOU KNOW THAT THE KNIGHT... * No, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to -- * TOO MANY EXCESS VACATION DAYS?? TAKE A GOD DAMN VACATION STRAIGHT TO HELL
FRIENDS (Replaces KNIGHT after selecting that dialogue option the first time.)
* ME? ... FRIENDS? * EAHAEHAEHAEHAEH!!! * KRIS! YOU AND ME. ARE ALREADY [Friend Request Accepted] * WE DON'T NEED ANYONE ELSE!!! WE DON'T NEED [[Easels]] or [[CRTs]]! * WE DON'T NEED ANY [[Man, Woman, or Child]] [[At Half Price]]!! * WE DON'T NEED [[MIKE]]!!! * ... * ... Mike... * KRIS!!! DON'T BELIEVE [[Anything You See On TV!]] * THE MAN'S A CRIMINAL, I TELL YOU!! A CRIMINAL!!
FEAR
* WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF??? ACCORDING TO [[Encyclopedia of]] [[Being Afraid]] * THERE'S NOTHING TO FEAR EXCEPT * ... can anyone hear me? Help... * HUH??? WHAT?? NO, I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING JUST NOW!!! * ... BUT IT SOUNDED LIKE THEY WERE TALKING TO YOU.
EXIT AND BUY MORE!!!
ESCAPE
Boss
Weird Route
Dumpster
* LOOKING FOR [Irresistable Deals] THAT WILL [Blow Your Mind!?] * WELL [Shut Your Mouth] BECAUSE YOU ARE [A Weakling!] * TRY A LITTLE [Friday Night Work Out]... * THEN I'LL SHOW YOU MY * ~1 LEFT.
(Again)
* GET STRONGER! * THEN I'LL SHOW YOU MY * THEN I'LL SHOW YOU MY * ~1 LEFT.
(After all enemies are frozen)
* [Angel], [Angel] * ARE YOU LOOKING FOR THE [Ring] of [Thorns]?
Yes
* THat'll be 1997 KROMER.
Yes
* HERE'S YOUR [Ring]! CAREFUL, IT MIGHT [Sting] * EAHEAHEAH * (You got the ThornRing.)
(Full inventory)
* LET ME CHECK YOUR [Pockets] * WOW, NICE AND SPACIOUS!! * PERFECT FOR [City Livin'] * HOW CAN YOU [Afford] THIS!?!?! * ... YET THERE'S NO ROOM FOR A [Ring] * THERE'S A [Boy], BUT THERE'S NO ROOM FOR A [Ring]
(Not enough money)
* [Money] NO
No
* BUT IT WAS SUCH A GOOD YEAR.
No
* THEN [[Why]] GO TO A DUMPSTER!!!
* DON'T WORRY! FOR OUR [No Money Back Guaranttee] * THIS IS [One Purchase] YOU WILL [Regret] FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!